Let's Start with the Craziest of All

Where to start, how about a little background. All names have been changed (not necessarily to protect the innocent). We're starting today with Patti. She is mentally unstable. One minute she'll be nice to you and the next she will stab you in the back. Her husband Scott is most likely gay. They have 2 sons.

They had to move out of their old neighborhood because they accused a neighbor of criminal activity that wasn't true.

You'll probably be hearing about them the most since they do the wackiest things.

Introduction

My neighborhood is new, less than 3 years old. It is mostly made up of young families. The town is an old farm town that is very reluctant to "outsiders". Now that our neighborhood is established, I'm sure they'll be picking on someone else soon. Maybe they are starting to realize how much tax benefit the town is receiving from all these brand new houses. I'll have to think hard about which neighbor I'd like to start describing first. I'll be back tomorrow (hopefully) with the first installment.